„You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take“ – Wayne Gretzky – Michael G. Scott – Jan Mais  

„Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. Actually – don’t sue me, that’s the opposite of the point I’m trying to make.“

„Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or… or where you’ve been… ever. For any reason, whatsoever.“

„Abraham Lincoln once said that, ‚If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.‘ And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.“

„In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Kryštof give me job. Now I have house, American car,...